Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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