This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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