Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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