Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
