office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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