i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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