Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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