his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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