when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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