Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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