I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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