you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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