More tranny stories later!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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