Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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