He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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