The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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