People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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