Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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