I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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