I just saw a hot homeless man
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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