He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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