That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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