Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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