i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
These tits shall not be calmed
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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