Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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