The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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