Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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