Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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