I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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