How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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