i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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