i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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