I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
