ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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