CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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