im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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