party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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