matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I fill condoms, not promises.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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