I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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