wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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