I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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