Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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