Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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