isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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