at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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