The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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