Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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