his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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