this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Actions speak louder than pants.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The uberlube is also flammable
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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