i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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