is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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