God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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