thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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