So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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