whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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