no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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